Thursday, February 23, 2012

S**t Ignorant People Say to Autistics

I die.
I thought I had had enough of this meme. And then this morning I saw this brilliant video.

The video was created by StimNation, an independent social media collaborative. You can (and should) follow StimNation on YouTube, and on Facebook.

I cannot wait for more from this group. Also, I couldn't possibly love this video (or the girl in it) any more.

Enjoy.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Autism 2.0: Siblings on the Spectrum

Photo credit: Suat Eman
My 10-year-old daughter, the amazing and awesome Pork Lo Maniac, has been officially diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome.

The process of requesting her evaluation, being evaluated by the school district and then by a private psychiatrist, and developing an education plan for her, has taken almost a full year. And we're still not done.

We're not done with the evaluations; a follow-up Occupational Therapy eval is scheduled for sensory issues, fine motor delay, and motor planning deficit. We're not done with the IEP. We're not done hashing out the details, like whether an FBA (Functional Behavioral Analysis, which in this case would help identify anxiety triggers, for example) is appropriate. Or details like exactly what kinds of therapies she needs, and will receive. Important stuff.

We are fortunate. The Pork Lo Maniac's teachers are amazing, and have been going above and beyond the call (and above and beyond the accommodations in her 504 Plan for ADHD) all year long. The school social worker got her into a social skills group before the evaluation was even complete. And the principal, who is in fact a God Among Educators, has backed our entire family 100 percent.

We are fortunate. We already know a lot about Asperger. We've spent the last two years navigating the world of special education and the remarkable quantity of acronyms associated with special needs.

We've also spent the last two years praising Little Dude's awesomeness, and crediting his Asperger as a huge part of what makes him the awesome Little Dude he is. We talk daily about how we are each unique, and how everyone in our family has things they struggle with, as well as things that come easily to them. We talk about the benefits of ADHD (hyperfocusing for the win) and the benefits of Asperger (narrow, focused interest for the win) all. the. time.

We talk about how we don't want to fix Little Dude, but rather to help him find the world less stressful.

So we're going into this in a completely different way than we were when Little Dude was diagnosed at age four.

But it's still hard. No matter how well-prepared you think you are to hear the diagnosis, there's a certain amount of soul-crushing pain that comes along with hearing "your child has autism." There just is.

One thing I can't emphasize enough is the thorough nature of her evaluation. The careful decisions made by multiple clinicians. The vast amount of input taken from not just her parents, but from her teachers and even her Girl Scout troop leader. The observations: in-home, in-school, and in a clinical setting with a "novel peer."

It was thorough. And the diagnosis is accurate. We have known in our hearts and in our guts, for nearly a year, that the Pork Lo Maniac has Asperger. She has been a part of the process all along. She wanted this evaluation. She wanted an understanding of how her mind works, and to know that she isn't "stupid" or "a monster," as she was growing to believe.

So right now, the overarching feeling is one of relief. Our daughter is relieved to know that there is a reason for her social difficulties. A reason she feels like the rest of us are speaking a different language. A reason she sometimes needs to shut out the world. And also, a reason for her consuming passion for all things Chinese, which has lead to her teaching herself Mandarin.

As parents, we have relief that the evaluation process is coming to a close, and we're going to be able to support our daughter in a way we couldn't without the diagnosis. We're going to receive parent training on better ways for us to help her with her meltdowns. She's going to get more support in school, and hopefully, a greater measure of understanding from everyone in her life.

One of the most challenging parts of this situation right now is helping her siblings process this, and in particular, the Pork Lo Maniac's twin sister, Cookie. Over the last year, we've had to entirely shift the way we parent the PLM, and Cookie has had to, in many ways, shift her thinking about her twin. The diagnosis ultimately helps Cookie understand her twin more. But as a twin, there are ways in which this impacts her, in which it can never impact anyone else.

I'll write more about our epiphany about the PLM's Asperger Syndrome, and about the process of her evaluation, soon. It's common for girls to be diagnosed later than boys, and it's important to look at why that is, and how autism, especially in its higher-functioning forms, manifests in girls.

In the mean time, I leave you with this: as I said in a recent post on Strollerderby, anyone who thinks the autism or Asperger diagnosis is being handed out like candy, can suck it, suck it, suck it.

I created the above image for a post on Strollerderby:
Asperger's Is Over-Diagnosed? You Try Getting Your Kid Evaluated

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Weekly Ketchup: I'm Losing My Mind

I've been so busy over the last couple of weeks, I haven't even done a round-up of my other nonsense to post here.

Besides putting on my cowgirl boots and heading to a metric f-ton of IEP meetings, here's where I've been for the last couple of weeks or so:

Motherfunny Stuff on NickMom:
A quick infographic on how Valentine's Day changes after you have kids.

A pie chart of what's on my 10-year-old daughter's mind right this very minute. You'll note that "remembering homework assignment book" doesn't get much priority there.

In our ongoing series "I Wish I Could Be Like," I explained why I wish I could be like any of the so-called Real Housewives. For starters, they never seem to have to clean a toilet.

I also had The Top 9 Lies I Have Told My Children. Because frankly if I didn't have lying and bribery to fall back on, I don't know how I'd get anything done.

And possibly my favorite project I have ever worked on, I wrote the script for a short NickMom video, starring the hilarious Calise Hawkins and Carolyn Castiglia.

Check out Memos from Your Class Moms: Platonic Friendship Day, right here!


Memos From Your Class Parents - Platonic Friendship Day
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One of my friends told me that his daughter's class celebrated "Compassion Day" instead of Valentine's Day this year. Neat. I hope for his sake, that means that his kid didn't bring home the Halloween-like quantity of candy that my kids did.

Funny Stuff / Serious Stuff on Strollerderby for Babble.com:
Hotness + humor =
Awareness WIN.
For Valentine's Day, I made you a slideshow of the best "Hey Girl" images for moms from the insanely popular Ryan Gosling internet meme. I was going to glue some macaroni to construction paper, but then I figured you already had enough of that, probably.

I had a small rant about how sick I am of headlines that say "Autism Linked to.." because most people don't read the whole story, they just read the headlines. And I get tired of people asking me if I saw that X now causes autism.

Two posts that I'm particularly proud of were timed for Feeding Tube Awareness Week. I had one post that focused on moms with kids who are tube fed, and another that highlighted the unstoppable nature of these amazing, inspiring and yet ordinary kids. Check out What If You Child Couldn't Eat? and Unstoppable, Inspiring, and Completely Ordinary: Amazing Photos of Tube-Fed Kids.


Oh! And I also had this rant saying that people who think the Asperger diagnosis is handed out like candy can suck it, suck it, suck it.


Random Stuff on Mamarama for Redbook Magazine:
They asked me to write about my worst mommy meltdown. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I couldn't pick just one, but I did manage to narrow it down to a Top Ten.

Also, following the vulture-like news coverage of Whitney Houston's death, and the fawning over Chris Brown's "triumphant return" to the Grammys, I wrote about Talking to My Kids About Fame and (Mis)Fortune.

Monday, February 6, 2012

If I Could Have One Super Power

Redbook Magazine's blog, Mamarama, asked me if I could have one mom super power, what would it be? The answer was easy: to be able to take away my kids' anxiety.

"Now I'm a Superhero" by Natalie Dee. Available in unbelievably awesome t-shirt format. I think the t-shirts would make a really awesome photo shoot for the stark. raving. mad. family, don't you? Maybe for our next Christmas card. 
Head on over to Mamarama to read my post, and let me know what your superpower would be!
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