Friday, September 9, 2011
Toddlers Dressed as Hookers, Red Bull, and Pageant Tips from SRMM
And I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of Pageant Parents are not like the nut job dad who plied his tired two-year-old with a "special juice" of Red Bull, apple juice, and Coke to get her through her routine in the same Toddlers and Tiaras episode. Have you ever wondered why everything has a warning label on it nowadays? Because of guys like that.
For those parents on the pageant circuit who have not yet gone insane, I thought I could offer some tips. I'm sure it's easy to slide down that slippery slope of fake boobs, Vaseline, and Red Bull to become the crazies on Toddlers and Tiaras. Here's some things you should know:
My Tips for Pageant Parents