Another thing that freaks me out is pretty much any mascot-type costume. And the very worst of those costumes is the Easter Bunny.
Now, I love bunnies. They're adorable. They look like this:
You know what bunnies don't look like? This:
This fear undoubtedly stems from being forced to have my picture taken with scary-ass Easter Bunnies as a kid. They all looked something like this:
Our nation seems to have a long history of forcing children to sit on the lap of evil bunnies.
You know what would be awesome? Combining my fear of creepy Easter things with creepy antique dolls. Oh, goody: