Sister Wives Saturday Special

Squee! Sister Wives special tomorrow night! I should probably take this opportunity to reiterate that I don't give a crap what other people do in their bedrooms. What makes Sister Wives such a train wreck isn't exactly the polygamy, it's the couch-hopping insanity that Kody Brown brings to the table. He's just so annoyingly pleased with himself. He's exactly one Ed Hardy shirt away from hanging out at the tanning salon with Jon Gosselin.

Also? I predict that he will be on Dancing with the Stars within the next two years. You heard it here first, folks.

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Mom-In-A-Million and stark. raving. mad. mommy. are going to attempt to do a joint blog covering the Sister Wives special on Sunday night. Basically when we watch this kind of ridiculousness, we email each other our running commentary anyway. We actually kind of do that just at random, too, which is how we came up with the idea.

To give you an idea of exactly how technologically disordered we really are, as well as how insane our stream of consciousness is, we thought we should share this actual Instant Message stream where we decide this is some kind of good idea.

SRMM: Yeah, Uggs in hot weather are the female equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

MIAM: Ooo, speaking of Ed hardy shirts, there's going to be a 1 hour interveiw show with the Sister Wives on Sunday!

SRMM: Squee! One of my readers lives in Utah. I told her she should dress her kids as Kody and the wives for Halloween.

MIAM: The only problem is I'm supposed to be boycotting TLC because they're showing Sarah Palin's reality show/campaign special thing. But I think I should watch anyway. For science.

SRMM: Obviously we're going to HAVE to watch the Sister Wives thing. I think your boycott allows for TiVo, no?

MIAM: Maybe I'll live blog it.

SRMM: I've always wanted to "live blog". Doesn't it require additional software? OH, DUDE. You and I should do a back-and-forth live blog. Or does that require some kind of additional software?

MIAM: No, when we did the MommyLand After Dark: The T-Box Taste Test, Lydia wrote the outline then just added in the comments on the wine and kept hitting "update".

SRMM: Like, just email each other our comments and then format it as a blog for later. Wait, Blogger has "update"?

MIAM: Doesn't it? Like when you edit a post and republish it?

SRMM: Oh, yeah, it's "publish". Although then it loads fresh in everyone's email over and over. Which probably annoys the hell out of people in the morning.

MIAM: Oh. I wonder if that happens with Wordpress too. Maybe live blogging is a bad idea.

SRMM: Crap, what time is it on, though? We have trick-or-treating Sunday, of course.

MIAM: 10 p.m., I think.

SRMM: Ohhh sweet. That is awesomely 9 p.m. here.

MIAM: Is that after bedtime?

SRMM: Yeah, the kids are down by then. Especially with Cookie now on Clonidine. ::zonk::

MIAM: Maybe it could be a drinking game! Everytime one of the wives cries, drink! Do a tequila shot whenever Kody cries!

SRMM: Bahahahahahaha! Ooooooh, that, or we could live Tweet it. We could "host" a tweet party.

MIAM: Yes! Live Tweeting! Then publish the Twitter stream!

SRMM: GAAHHHHHH you're a genius. What's the hashtag? #SWDG? (Sister Wives Drinking Game?)

MIAM: Wait. I strongly suspect a Twitter party will be beyond my abilities. Especially if I'm drinking. Which seems important if I'm going to watch Kody for an hour.

SRMM: Hmm. Yeah. We might be too stupid to do that. It might look something like this:


MIAM: OMG. I just thought of an amazing reality show: Sister Wife Swap.

SRMM: It's amazing that we're not running the networks. Also? I think we've already written a post here. ::cutting and pasting::

MIAM: It’s amazing we’re not running the world.