By "work," I assume the tree means photosynthesis. Or clogging up the Interwebz with breaking news about photosynthesis.
The tree has almost 7,000 Facebook friends. Clearly this is a trend I need to get on top of.
There is all kinds of inanimate crap in my life that could have their own feeds. Here are some possibilities for how awesome your Facebook news feed could be.
The Dust Bunnies is at Under Your Couch (via Loopt).
Sh-t My House Says You suck. Clean me.
Mouthy Minivan I needed an oil change 2,000 miles ago. I'm feeling cranky so I'm going to periodically flash the 'check tire' light just to freak you out.
The Laundry Chronicles That's right. Keep ignoring us. You have *no idea* what kind of mold is in the bottom of the blue hamper, bee-yotch.
Sh-t My House Says I am so sick of hearing The Laundry Chronicles whine. I am covered in crumbs.
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The Laundry Chronicles OMG, I hate when people talk crap about me behind my back. Sometimes I just feel like no one understands me.
The Dust Bunnies We are holding these Star Wars characters hostage until you give us more Goldfish crackers.
The Laundry Chronicles: I mean, the kitty litter is in here with me.
Mouthy Minivan You'd think with as many trips to Target as I make, someone could buy me an air freshener.
Yer Oven is feeling lonely.
Mike Rowave Ahahaha that's cuz you old skool.
The Dust Bunnies is at Under Your Bed (via Loopt).
The Dust Bunnies We found your underwear.
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Absolutely love this!!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA! Great, as if my family doesn't think I'm loony enough, I'm now going to be giving character to the inanimate objects in my house!
ReplyDeleteThat is fabulous!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Had a spit-take. *giggle and wipes mouth*
ReplyDeleteYou are just awesome. That is all.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Those just totally made my day
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteThanks I was having a crappy day and you made it a bazillion times better. Love Ya.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love it!
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing. I love it.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. :)
ReplyDeleteI think there's a book and a few odd socks under my couch that would like to friend your dust bunnies.
brilliant....you.are.a.genius!!!
ReplyDeleteO.M.G. You are awesome. THIS is awesome. I'm pretty sure my house would like to friend your house and maybe start a support group.
ReplyDeleteLove it love it love it oh did I mention I LOVE IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo I'm not the only mother stepping on and ignoring goldfish crumbs in my living room? *whew!*
ReplyDeleteOh this is so, so great!! Definitely the most hilarious thing I've read in a while!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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Just what I needed at the end of a very looooooong day. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteEdit: My word verification was "dammamom." I thought it said "damnation" at first, but "dammamom" is almost as good.
WTH? It gave someone else "retard" as their captcha today. Why does captcha hate me?
ReplyDeleteVery cute and clever. There is so much potential here for future posts. Have fun with it!
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I wish you lived in my neighborhood. It would be a lot more fun. And our cars could bluetooth each other and complain.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA!!I almost spit Dr. Pepper out of my nose! I love love love your blog!! I love the rants between the oven and Mike Rowave! Classic!! Keep this up, you truly make my days better! :D
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis is Fantastic. You crack me up!! Love that you put "1 person likes this".
ReplyDeleteLove this! I am SO loving your blog because it reminds me to feel so VERY lucky that I am done with little ones and I SURVIVED the era you are now living in...sorry, that's so bitchy of me and kind of nanner,nanner...but it is what it is. And I LOVE you guys!
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