This is both creepy and hilarious. It's creeplarious. Pointy hat WIN.
If this kid comes to my house, he's getting extra candy for the sheer awesomeness. Also, the parent escorting him will get a beer, because if you can get a toddler to wear a wig and full-face face paint, you win. Not Having Sensory Processing Disorder WIN.
Hands-down the best dog costume I've ever seen. You know you have an awesome guard dog when he can guard the gates to hell. Greek mythology WIN.
The Green Man costume is a win because most people won't get that you're making a hip reference to the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." They will either think you bought a defective "Blue Man Group" costume, or that you're just really into showing off your junk. Making people uncomfortable WIN.
Note, this costume is only a win if you pose for a minimum of 12 pictures in the "crane" pose. 80s flashback WIN. Want more Ralph Macchio win? Check out this hilarious mockumentary: Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio.