Friday, September 3, 2010

Sometimes My Kids Are Unbelievably Awesome

The Pork Lo Maniac had to fill out a "getting to know you" worksheet for the first week of fourth grade.  I thought you'd like to see what she wrote in the blanks.

We either need to listen to less Helen Reddy, or even more.  Every girl should think she is invincible.


Getting to Know Me
by The Pork Lo Maniac

My hair is dirty blond.

I am an outgoing person.

I am usually in a creative mood.

My movement is cheetah-like.

My conversation is usually sparkling.

I am The Pork Lo Maniac.  Hear me roar.

Some people think I am hilarious.

I am definitely one of the people that thinks she is hilarious.  I hope her teacher finds her as funny as I do.


13 comments:

  1. I think the scariest thing for me as a parent is worrying that other people (especially those in positions of authority over them!) won't think my children are as awesome and amazing as I do. I always want to say, "Look! Just look how smart, and funny, and seriously fan-fucking-tastic this kid is! You should be half so great...then the world would be a wonderful place!"

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  2. @Leslie -- Bahahahahaha. I am so with you on that.

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  3. I would hope the teacher appreciates how stellar that is! And that her conversation is "sparkling"...LOVE IT!

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  4. GO Pok-Lo!!! That is awesome that she has such a great self-image!! You should be proud!! (Iam sure you are!!)

    I totally agree with Leslie!! I wish the whole world could see how freaking amazing my kids are instead of always putting them down for thier faults. I hate when people focus on the negative faetures of my kids...

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  5. When my daughter had to fill out her getting to know you form in 3rd grade, on the page w/the "blue ribbon I am the best ..." she put EATER. LOL. She is the best eater. And she is. She is the only one of my three at that time that was not picky.

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  6. I'd love her if she was in my class! Look at that self confidence!

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  7. Awesome! I just found your blog- it's great!

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  8. Cheetah-like?! That is freaking AWESOME! Love her, and would have loved her in my class!

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  9. I love me some Helen Reddy! And the 70s-inspired, crocheted halter-top is classic!

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  10. I love-love-love this. Now I'm wondering what my own kiddos would write in those blanks. She is awesome. Love her! Love you!

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  11. This is AWESOME!! She is way advanced on her powers of description. One question: Did she actually write "The Pork Lo Maniac" or did you substitute that for her real name? Bc if she wrote PLM then that makes it even MORE AWESOME!

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  12. @NHMommy -- She didn't actually put in "The Pork Lo Maniac." She used her real name. However, we really do call her the Pork Lo Maniac around the house.

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