Competitive moms. I have to say, I have not met a single competitive mom in Texas. Regarding parenting, people here are very much "live and let live." But then again, we're not on the pageant circuit.
I am dying over this. I. Am. Dying. Seriously the best thing I have ever seen on YouTube. Thanks to my awesome friend Amy F. for sending it to me.
Warning: One swear in this. But totally worth it.

Freaking hysterical. "How else do you breastfeed all of them?"...
ReplyDeleteLove it!
This is the best! Do you know how diseases work?
ReplyDeletelol!
That is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThat was AWESOME!!
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That was without a doubt the funniest thing that I have seen all week!! Thanks! Those poor baby seals!
ReplyDeleteWow, that African-American mom was so over the top!
ReplyDeletehehe! j/k. I live in L.A. Pretty much every other mom is like the blond one!
I have met the blond mom. And apparently I have killed many baby seals. I LOVED this!
ReplyDeleteOh..I am soooo stealing this!! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThat is freaking awesome. I had to watch it twice.
ReplyDeleteThat was Gwyneth, right?! ;-) LOVED this!
ReplyDeleteA baby seal just died... That made me snort my Coke!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm... ok. Shit. I just realized what I typed. I am drinking Coca-Cola and it shot out of my nose when I laughed. I am not currently doing drugs.
ReplyDelete@Tracey -- I am enough of a Diet Coke addict that I got what you meant. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow! That was awesome!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if it made it more or less funny that I have actually heard other moms say everything the blond one said, with the possible exception of the baby seal line - and that one, you know was being thought loudly! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical, and I'm also in Houston, and know some of these moms! Scary. I am also a heathen if you ever need another friend. Did that sound weird and desperate??
ReplyDeleteLaughed so hard!! I've had an experience very similar to mine. Worst part is I felt myself getting all pageant mom competitive with her. I had to post this to my FB...too much! Thanks for the laugh! By the way SRMM...Iowa loves you!
ReplyDeleteOoops, meant, I've had an experience very similar to this.
ReplyDeleteLove it - "the internet told me so" -
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis? AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI live in Oregon. Green/organic/foodsnob/breastfeed-Nazi country. I see blond mom all the time.
ReplyDeleteThanks for a great start to my weekend. There are sooo many Mom's just like "Gweneth" here in phoenix. The parting gesture what priceless!
ReplyDeleteThanks guy, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
ReplyDelete"My children are my hobby. We strive for perfection."
ReplyDeleteAhahahah, I about died... That, coupled with the robo-voice, made me think of the Borg. Which is about how I feel about Blonde-Mom and her counterparts....
(Oh, and "Do you know how disease works?" Had that conversation with a crunchy dad at work today...)