Dear Paris,
Obviously, I'm shocked and saddened to see that you were arrested on charges of possession of cocaine this weekend in Las Vegas. Mostly because it disproves the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" ads, and it always makes me sad when advertisements lie. But also because, now who will I tell my daughters to look up to?
I was totally planning on having my daughters grow up to be just like you. Except that I don't have millions of dollars to hand them on a silver platter. But still, a mom can dream, can't she?Check in Monday for more of my love letter to Paris Hilton!
Woohoo! I stalk your blog on the weekends hoping you might post something - thanks for the treat :)
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm usually too brain-dead to post on the weekends, but I couldn't resist posting a little something today about Paris. She's such a train wreck.
ReplyDeleteI love it! One of my favorite Paris quotes is: "I don't really think, I just walk." Now THAT is the definition of 'brain-dead'! If life cold be so easy, right? I look forward to your final letter!
ReplyDeleteLove the prison-stripes on the wax figure.
ReplyDeleteGave you a big thumbs up AND a pay it forward award on my blog today, go check it out and pick it up ...
ReplyDeleteAin't it sad to know that she makes over 30 million a year they say, not bad for a two bit tart!
argh it's monday here already! (down in little New Zealand) *sigh* guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow for the rest of the letter.
ReplyDeleteBest thing is, I know it will be worth it!
thanks! :OD
@By Word of Mouth -- Thanks! How awesome!
ReplyDelete@liltoastfairy - I'm sorry you have to wait until tomorrow/Tuesday instead of tomorrow/Monday. Is it still August in New Zealand?
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